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Sunday 3 October 2010

BJP notice to Congress after bjp.com redirected to Congress website

BJP notice to Congress after bjp.com redirected to Congress website

Just saw a news item about yet another case of apparent cyber-crime. Apparently, BJP has filed a case against the Congress for redirecting visitors trying to access BJP.com to the official website of Congress.

Take a look at this link:

I'm sure that the usual round of conspiracy theorists would start off on every tangent available especially for such occasions. I thought that I'll provide a helping hand to them:

(Warning & Special Disclaimer: These are all imaginary allegations / conspiracy theories and are intended only as a matter of satire and humour - Not to be taken seriously, not intended to hurt the image, reputation etc. of the various parties.)

Conspiracy Theory # 1 - Useful for the BJP top brass

"Apparently, the Congress folks can't go any cheaper - they've actually misused their power to not only illegally and immorally buy the domain name, but have also chosen to divert all our traffic to their own website"

Conspiracy Theory # 2 - Useful for the Congress High Command

"This is a conspiracy of the BJP - They have been trying to tarnish our image in all possible ways, and they have run out of ideas. Hence, they've started a new smear game.  They have secretly bought the bgp.com domain name, hacked our official website and diverted the traffic to bjp.com to our own website. Just out of spite and to falsely blame us of one more "wrong-doing" 

Conspiracy Theory # 3 - Useful for the Left Parties, BSP, RJD, etc.

"Both the BJP & the Congress just two sides of the same coin - Power-hungry folks who are scared of us. To divert attention of the people from our own growing popularity, they have together conspired and resorted to such a gimmick so that their own parties will get a larger mindspace of the media which has been focusing on our own growing popularity among the Indian population.

Conspiracy Theory # 4 - Version of B Obama 

"See, I told you folks about the dangers of outsourcing to Bangalore, India. Look at the extent to which they are unable to provide secure websites to their own national parties. You must help me pass another resolution to raise the H1B Visa fees to $ 1000000/= per individual. Let's keep all the jobs within the borders of the USA."

Regards,

N


CWG Jokes

CWG Jokes

Before all of us get sick and tired of Commonwealth Games Jokes, here's a forward that I got from some other forum.

Credit and brickbats goes to the original author:

CWG JOKES

1) BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kamadi just tried to
hang himself in the CWG stadium. But the ceiling collapsed

 

2) The truth behind bulk sms banning is to stop
kalmadi jokes and not Ayodhya

 

3) Look at the brighter side; the more
countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medal's tally.

 

4) Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing
unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.

 

5) Q: How many contractors are required to
change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium? A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and
rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)

 

6) Whats common between CWG committee and
students??? Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....  

 

7) Prince Charles is actively convincing the
Queen to visit dengue hit Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the
king!

 

8) Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening
to pull out of games! We now know these countries existed!

 

9) Ek waqt aisa aayega, kalmadi bhi sharmayega

 

10) A collapse a day keeps the athletes away

 

11) Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir,
No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the
dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!

 

12) AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the
letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI

 

13) Next edition of CWG will be called KWG,
Kalmadi Wealth Games

 

14) Paying homage to the latest blockbuster
"Munni badnaam hui" from "Dabangg",  "Delhi
badnaam hui darling tere liye !". "Sadkein bhi jam hui, CWG tere
liye".    

 

15) " Suresh Kalmadi must be the first
choice if ISRO goes for trial and error experiments for manned space
mission," 

Regards,

N