Rajnikant 'Facts'

Rajnikant 'Facts'

My dear friend (VK) from UAE is proving to be a perennial source of interesting stuff for this blog. VK, Thanks a ton!

You wanna to know who's Rajnikanth?!?!?!?! ... ... ... ... Here are the 'facts':

• Rajnikanth makes onions cry

• Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

• Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

• Rajnikanth can build a snowman..... Out of rain.

• Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

• Rajnikanth can drown a fish.

• When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, ... ... ... .... he turns the dark off.

• When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.

• Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards … … … Rajnikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

• The last digit of pi is Rajnikanth. He is the end of all things.

• Rajnikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

• Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.

• A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

• Rajnikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth.

• If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

• Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

• Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

• When Rajnikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

• Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

• Rajnikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

• Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajnikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

• There is no such thing as global warming. Rajnikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

• Rajnikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

• Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

• It takes Rajnikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

• Rajnikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

• Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.

• Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

• Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

• With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

• The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death.

• When you say "no one's perfect", Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.

Regards,

N

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