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Saturday 27 August 2011

Super-Bird

Super-Bird

What a bird!

Take a look:

Regards,

N


Monday 22 August 2011

Puns For All

Puns For All

Don't shun them!

PUNS .... FOR .... ONES WITH .... VERY HIGH ...... IQ... ????

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are *in Seine*.

A man's home is his castle, in a *manor* of speaking.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Condoms should be used on every *conceivable* occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but �.. broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted. Tain't yours and tain't mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Regards,

N


Friday 12 August 2011

Guess What this Pic is all about!

The pic below is a really cool one.

Try to take a good look at it and figure out what's it all about!!!





Try to guess before scrolling down for the answer:

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No, it is not in any way a picture taken on Gokulashtami or anything like that.




Apparently, it was a pic taken when the guy on top was trying to "escape" from all those girls on Rakhi / Raksha Bandhan Day!

Far out, indeed!


Regards,

N

Monday 8 August 2011

Five Pearls of Wisdom

Five Pearls of Wisdom

Am sure that there are many more pearls in the mighty oceans, but none can dispute these precious pearls that I got from a good old friend of mine.

Enjoy:

FIVE PEARLS OF WISDOM:

1. Money can't buy happiness but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble & he'll remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then, neither does milk

Point No. 4 above is especially true.

But for Point No. 4 above, you may not even be reading this post! If at all it had got written in the first place!!!

Regards,

N


Saturday 6 August 2011

The Scariest Path in the World

The Scariest Path in the World

Just the right place to send your special enemies for a nice long walk:

The Scariest Path in the world!

Mountain Trail in Spain

The entrances for this trail are closed, but not policed. It was built in the 1920's for hydro workers. There is no rail but there is a chain to hold onto but it doesn't hold much weight and several people have fallen to their deaths. This is an amazing walk! This should have you on the edge of your seat possibly feeling slightly dizzy. It's 6 minutes long and should be watched till the very end.

To intensify the experience, click on the full screen button (middle button that looks like four arrows on the lower right hand side of the screen when the player comes up). It's enough to make you nauseous especially when you consider that it was filmed by someone who made the hike carrying a video camera while he did it.

Regards,

N


Super Sign Boards

Super Sign Boards

Seen on a wide range of Sign Boards around the world, mainly in US & Europe:

On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak."

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At a Tyre Store : "Invite us to your next blowout."

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On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak."

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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Regards,

N


Thursday 4 August 2011

Rajendra Aneja & his good work

Rajendra Aneja & his good work

In these depressing times, it is indeed heartening to read about those rare souls and their good work. Here's an instance.

When I read this article, I had a completely satisfied smile on my face. May his tribe increase!

Regards,

N