Five Pearls of Wisdom
Am sure that there are many more pearls in the mighty oceans, but none can dispute these precious pearls that I got from a good old friend of mine.
Enjoy:
FIVE PEARLS OF WISDOM:
1. Money can't buy happiness but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble & he'll remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then, neither does milk
Point No. 4 above is especially true.
But for Point No. 4 above, you may not even be reading this post! If at all it had got written in the first place!!!
Regards,
N