Puns For All
Don't shun them!
PUNS .... FOR .... ONES WITH .... VERY HIGH ...... IQ... ????
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are *in Seine*.
A man's home is his castle, in a *manor* of speaking.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Condoms should be used on every *conceivable* occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but �.. broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. Tain't yours and tain't mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Regards,
N
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