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Friday 14 May 2010

Godfather & his Stock Broker

Godfather & his Stock Broker

Real life stock brokers - my apologies! Unless you're someone like the broker in this joke!

Read on:

The Godfather, accompanied by his stockbroker, walks
into a room to meet with his accountant.

 

The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where's the
three million bucks you embezzled from me?"

 

The accountant doesn't answer. The Godfather asks
again, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?"

 

The stockbroker interrupts, "Sir, the man is a
deaf-mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."

 

The Godfather says, "Well, ask him where the
@#!* money is."

 

The stockbroker, using sign language, asks the
accountant where the three million dollars is.

 

The accountant signs back, "I don't know what
you're talking about."

 

The stockbroker interprets to the Godfather,
"He doesn't know what you're talking about."

 

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the
temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again where
the @#!* money is!"

 

The stockbroker signs to the accountant, "He
wants to know where it is!"

 

The accountant signs back, "Okay! Okay! The
money's hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"

 

The Godfather says, "Well, what did he
say?"

 

The stockbroker interprets to the Godfather,
"He says that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

Regards,

N