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Thursday, 8 September, 2011

Recession in the US of A

Recession in the US of A

This is another wonderful mail that I got from a friend (BK) from one of the Yahoo Groups on investing.

America must have indeed gone into a recession when ... ... ... ...

The recession has hit everybody really hard when ... ... ... ...
  • My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
  • CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
  • A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced
  • I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
  • If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
  • McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
  • Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
  • Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learnt their childrens' names.
  • A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
  • A picture is now only worth 200 words.• When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
  • The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali Pirates.
  • And, finally....I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called
    the Suicide Hotline. I got a call-centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could fly a plane or at least drive a truck???