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Thursday, 24 November, 2011

Why this Kola Veri Di!!!

Why this Kola Veri Di!!!

Just heard this song on youtube:

  • Why this Kola Veri Di??? - Lyrics by Dhanush, sung by Dhanush - well known as the son-in-law of Superstar Rajnikant (besides being a reasonably successful Tamil Hero in recent times).

Am given to understand that this particular song has become a crazy super-hit and has supposedly crossed the barriers of language and geography.

Thanks to twitter, youtube and facebook, apparently, this song has fan following across different countries around the world, even among non-Tamil-speaking folks!

Even Anand Mahindra is supposed to have listened to this one and tweeted about the same.

And so has Amithab Bachchan (http://zeenews.india.com/entertainment/celebrity/big-b-celebs-bit-by-kolaveri-di-bug_100796.htm) !!!

I just wonder - Why this Kolaveri about this song????

Regards,

N


Thursday, 3 November, 2011

Productivity Vision for the future

Productivity Vision for the future

Take a look at this super video:

And now, don't waste your time. Get right back to work after forwarding this blog post to your boss!

Regards,

N


Friday, 28 October, 2011

5 Things that monkeys can do better than you

5 Things that monkeys can do better than you

This link is hilarious. Never knew about the true capabilities of monkeys!

Regards,

N


Thursday, 8 September, 2011

Recession in the US of A

Recession in the US of A

This is another wonderful mail that I got from a friend (BK) from one of the Yahoo Groups on investing.

America must have indeed gone into a recession when ... ... ... ...

The recession has hit everybody really hard when ... ... ... ...
  • My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
  • CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
  • A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced
  • I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
  • If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
  • McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
  • Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
  • Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learnt their childrens' names.
  • A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
  • A picture is now only worth 200 words.• When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
  • The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali Pirates.
  • And, finally....I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called
    the Suicide Hotline. I got a call-centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could fly a plane or at least drive a truck???
     

Regards,

N


Saturday, 27 August, 2011

Super-Bird

Super-Bird

What a bird!

Take a look:

Regards,

N


Monday, 22 August, 2011

Puns For All

Puns For All

Don't shun them!

PUNS .... FOR .... ONES WITH .... VERY HIGH ...... IQ... ????

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are *in Seine*.

A man's home is his castle, in a *manor* of speaking.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Condoms should be used on every *conceivable* occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but �.. broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted. Tain't yours and tain't mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Regards,

N


Friday, 12 August, 2011

Guess What this Pic is all about!

The pic below is a really cool one.

Try to take a good look at it and figure out what's it all about!!!





Try to guess before scrolling down for the answer:

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No, it is not in any way a picture taken on Gokulashtami or anything like that.




Apparently, it was a pic taken when the guy on top was trying to "escape" from all those girls on Rakhi / Raksha Bandhan Day!

Far out, indeed!


Regards,

N

Monday, 8 August, 2011

Five Pearls of Wisdom

Five Pearls of Wisdom

Am sure that there are many more pearls in the mighty oceans, but none can dispute these precious pearls that I got from a good old friend of mine.

Enjoy:

FIVE PEARLS OF WISDOM:

1. Money can't buy happiness but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble & he'll remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then, neither does milk

Point No. 4 above is especially true.

But for Point No. 4 above, you may not even be reading this post! If at all it had got written in the first place!!!

Regards,

N


Saturday, 6 August, 2011

The Scariest Path in the World

The Scariest Path in the World

Just the right place to send your special enemies for a nice long walk:

The Scariest Path in the world!

Mountain Trail in Spain

The entrances for this trail are closed, but not policed. It was built in the 1920's for hydro workers. There is no rail but there is a chain to hold onto but it doesn't hold much weight and several people have fallen to their deaths. This is an amazing walk! This should have you on the edge of your seat possibly feeling slightly dizzy. It's 6 minutes long and should be watched till the very end.

To intensify the experience, click on the full screen button (middle button that looks like four arrows on the lower right hand side of the screen when the player comes up). It's enough to make you nauseous especially when you consider that it was filmed by someone who made the hike carrying a video camera while he did it.

Regards,

N


Super Sign Boards

Super Sign Boards

Seen on a wide range of Sign Boards around the world, mainly in US & Europe:

On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak."

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At a Tyre Store : "Invite us to your next blowout."

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On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak."

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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Regards,

N


Thursday, 4 August, 2011

Rajendra Aneja & his good work

Rajendra Aneja & his good work

In these depressing times, it is indeed heartening to read about those rare souls and their good work. Here's an instance.

When I read this article, I had a completely satisfied smile on my face. May his tribe increase!

Regards,

N


Sunday, 31 July, 2011

Attitude!

Attitude!

Got this one from a friend. Didn't bother to check out whether the anecdote is based on facts or arose from the vivid imagination of a creative mind.

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood that he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From all over the world, he received letters from his fans, one of which asked: 'Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease'?

To this Arthur Ashe replied:

"The world over -- 50 million children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis, 500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, when I was holding a cup I never asked GOD 'Why me?'.

And today in pain I should not be asking GOD 'Why me?'"

However, the moral of the story is all about attitude.

Guess that when we come across such human beings we feel happy.

Wonder why we can't try to make others happy by developing such an attitude instead of wondering why others are not making us happy???

Regards,

N


Wednesday, 13 July, 2011

Super Google Search Tips & Tricks

Super Google Search Tips & Tricks

People may wonder why this link appears on my "Something to Smile" blog:

Reason is simple - The tools available are so many and potentially so useful, that it brought about a beaming smile on my lips.

Hope that you benefit from this one as much as I hope to benefit!

Regards,

N


Sunday, 10 July, 2011

The Donkey & the Dog - The Modern Version

The Donkey & the Dog - The Modern Version

Good one - As usual, a good friend sent this one over.

Enjoy reading:

The Donkey and the Dog - Modern Version

There was once a washer man who had a donkey and a dog. One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house, the washerman was fast asleep too but the donkey and the dog were awake. The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson. The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself.

The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly. Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.

Moral of the story " One must not engage in duties other than his own"

Now take a new look at the same story...

The washer man was a well educated man from a premier management institute.

He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the box. He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray in the night.. He walked outside a little and did some fact finding, applied a bottom up approach, figured out from the ground realities that there was a thief who broke in and the donkey only wanted to alert him about it.

Looking at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the duty, he rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and became his favorite pet.

The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more motivated in doing the dog's duties as well. In the annual appraisal the dog managed "ME"

(Met Expectations) . Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and he can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around. The donkey was rated as " star performer". The donkey had to live up to his already high performance standards.Soon he was over burdened with work and always under pressure and now is looking for a NEW JOB ...

Disclaimer: All characters in the story are not at all imaginary. Any resemblance to person living or dying of work is purely intentional

Cheers!!!

Regards,

N


Friday, 8 July, 2011

Gems from the one and only George W Bush

Gems from the one and only George W Bush

True gems from George W Bush:

Regards,

N


Friday, 1 July, 2011

Things to do today

Here's a nice thought for these tough times:


Regards,

N

Monday, 27 June, 2011

Life before the Computer

With no comments.


If you're born before 1982, you would have enjoyed this one even better. If not, do pass it on to the oldies you know who are over 30 years of age!

Cheers!

N

Wednesday, 22 June, 2011

People Make A Difference

People make a difference

I got this email forward from a most-unexpected source - The daily digest of a Technical Analysis Yahoo Group!

I was so surprised that such human beings continue to exist in otherwise busy cities, that I was happy and smiling for the rest of the day.

Thought that it is worth sharing with you folks - Have a nice smile as well!

Regards,

N

 

OT: People make the difference

Posted by: "BK"

Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:55 am (PDT)



Sorry! This can't wait till the weekend.......! A forwarded message

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>People make the difference…
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>Exact Narration by Suvendu Roy of Titan Industries, who shares his inspirational
>encounter with a rickshaw driver in Mumbai:
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>Last Sunday, my wife, kid, and I had to travel to Andheri from Bandra.
>When I waved at a passing auto rickshaw, little did I expect that this ride
>would be any different...
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>As we set off, my eyes fell on a few magazines (kept in an aircraft style pouch)
>behind the driver's back rest.
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>I looked in front and there was a small TV. The driver had put on
>the Doordarshan channel.
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>My wife and I looked at each other with disbelief and amusement. In front of me
>was a small first-aid box with cotton, dettol and some medicines.
>This was enough for me to realise that I was in a special vehicle.
>Then I looked round again, and discovered more - there was a radio,
>fire extinguisher, wall clock, calendar, and pictures and symbols of all faiths
>- from Islam and Christianity to Buddhism, Hinduism and Sikhism.
>There were also pictures of the heroes of 26/11- Kamte, Salaskar, Karkare and
>Unnikrishnan.
>I realised that not only my vehicle, but also my driver was special.
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>I started chatting with him and the initial sense of ridicule and disbelief
>gradually diminished.
>I gathered that he had been driving an auto rickshaw for the past 8-9 years; he
>had lost his job when hisemployer's plastic company was shut down.
>He had two school-going children, and he drove from 8 in the morning till 10 at
>night.
>No break unless he was unwell. "Sahab, ghar mein baith ke T.V dekh kar
>kya faida? Do paisa income karega toh future mein kaam aayega."
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>We realised that we had come across a man who represents Mumbai – the spirit of
>work, the spirit of travel and the spirit of excelling in life.
>I asked him whether he does anything else as I figured that he did not have too
>much spare time.
>He said that he goes to an old age home for women in Andheri once a week or
>whenever he has some extra income, where he donates tooth brushes, toothpastes,
>soap, hair oil, and other items of daily use.
>He pointed out to a painted message below the meter that read: "25 per cent
>discount on metered fare for the handicapped.
>Free rides for blind passengers up to Rs. 50.
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>My wife and I were struck with awe. The man was a HERO!
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>A hero who deserves all our respect!!!
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>Our journey came to an end;
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>45 minutes of a lesson in humility, selflessness, and of a hero-worshipping
>Mumbai, my temporary home.
>
>We disembarked, and all I could do was
>to pay him a tip that would hardly cover a
>free ride for a blind man.
>
>I hope, one day, you too have a chance to meet Mr Sandeep Bachhe in his auto
>rickshaw: MH-02-Z-8508. 
 

Regards,

N


Friday, 17 June, 2011

Find Your Location on Planet Earth

Find Your Location on Planet Earth

Got this one from an old classmate of mine.

Cool one, indeed!

Check the link below. Find your own location on Planet Earth. Its really unbelievable.

I was surprised to know such a system exists.

It is a GPS and would find the exact location of any internet user in a matter of seconds.

They have used a sophisticated algorithm to do so.

Try it and find your own location on the earth ... ... ... ... ...

Regards,

N


A Scene from a recent convention on "Sardars are not Stupid"

A Scene from a recent convention on "Sardars are not Stupid"

80,000 sardars meet in a stadium, for a " Sardars Are Not stupid " Convention.

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Sardars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer ? "

A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15 ? "

After 15 or 20 seconds he says, " Eighteen ! "

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

Then 80,000 sardars start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance ! "



The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the worldwide press and global broadcast media here, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.

" So he asks, " What is 5 plus 5 ? " After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, " Ninety ? "

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh - everyone is disheartened, the sardar starts crying and the 80,000 sardars begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, " GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE ! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE ! "

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more ha than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance "

What is 2 plus 2 ? The surdar closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, " Four ? ".

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 surdies jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ..

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and say

" GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE ! "

" GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE ! "


 

Regards,

N


Thursday, 7 April, 2011

Speech by Sarath Babu of Food King fame

Speech by Sarath Babu of Food King fame

Take a look at these two video clips:

Unfortunately for many of you who may not be familiar with Tamil, these video clippings are speeches delivered in Tamil by Sarath Babu.

Those of you who follow Tamil, do take a look. Very touching, brought a self-satisfied smile to my lips.

Regards,

N


Sunday, 27 March, 2011

VIP Passes for World Cup Final @ Mumbai

VIP Passes for World Cup Final @ Mumbai

This one is a real mail that I got from a real pal of mine: Timely and wonderful!

I've got 6 VIP passes of World Cup Final cricket match at Mumbai. If anyone wants them, please contact me.
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If you get any such message, please let me know. I will like to avail the offer. Thank you.

ps: If any of my blog readers gets such an offer, I don't mind receiving an invite as well!!!

Regards,

N


Friday, 25 March, 2011

Why there's no life on Mars???

Why there's no life on Mars???

Ever wondered why there's no life on mars?

Blame it on Capitalism! Or, so sayes the President of Venezuela, Mr. Hugo Chavez!!!

Read on for further details:

Regards,

N


Monday, 21 March, 2011

Sachin-Bashers, Take a walk!

Sachin Bashers, Take a walk!

I've often heard lots of folks claiming that "Sachin scores, but India doesn't" - Implying that many of his tons go in vain. People talk through their hat when they make such remarks. I've known it intuitively, but now I've got some statistical evidence - Take a look at this wonderful article from cricbuss.com before casting aspersions on Sahin:

Regards,

N


Sunday, 13 March, 2011

Don't Sleep @ Office

Don't Sleep @ Office

This one must be obvious. To illustrate the point adequately, take a peek at this wonderful clipping:

Regards,

N


Wednesday, 9 March, 2011

The Auspicious Turtle of Vietnam

The Auspicious Turtle of Vietnam

We, in India, tend to believe that the cow is "holy". Many of us do worship the cow. Right or wrong. Irrespective of what logic demands.

In fact, if I'm not mistaken, there are laws that prevent you from killing a cow.

And we take it for granted.

When you look around the world, you find many such examples, which, on the face of it, look "weird". And brings a smile.

Here's one such interesting story:

Regards,

N


Friday, 28 January, 2011

Interesting Clock!

Interesting Clock!

Take a look at this link:

Wonder how people find the time and energy to create such stuff???

As a friend who told me, perhaps they find the time and energy for creating such stuff just like I find the time and energy for writing my blog posts!

Regards,

N


Tuesday, 25 January, 2011

Tech-savvy mouse


Wonder where I got this one from. But a great one.



Wonder what would happen in reality once animals start having the powers of the sixth sense. As it is we're unable to handle simple mosquitos and cockroaches!

N

Alien Hand Syndrome

Alien Hand Syndrome

"Imagine being attacked by one of your own hands, which repeatedly tries to slap and punch you. Or you go into a shop and when you try to turn right, one of your legs decides it wants to go left, leaving you walking round in circles."

These words that I happened to read prompted me to read the article fully.

This article that I'm about to share is no joke.

On the contrary, it brought a rather sad smile on my face.

A genuine sense of sympathy accompanied by the typical perplexed reaction wondering as to why "God Almighty" comes up with such strange problems to be faced by specific individuals.

If you have the courage, read the article that I came across on the BBC website:

Regards,

N


Saturday, 22 January, 2011

Farewell note from a guy who has resigned from his job!

Farewell note from a guy who has resigned from his job!

Many of us have received this one through email, but worth sharing nevertheless:

FAREWELL

 

Dear Co-Workers and Managers,

 

As many of you probably know, today is my last day. But before I leave, I  wanted to take this opportunity to let you know what a great and distinct  pleasure it has been to type "Today is my last day."

 

For nearly as long as I've worked here, I've hoped that I might one day leave this company. And now that this dream has become a reality, please know that I could not have reached this goal without your unending lack of support. Words cannot express my gratitude for the words of gratitude you did not express.

 

I would especially like to thank all of my managers both past and present but with the exception of the wonderful Saroj Hariprashad: in an age where miscommunication is all too common, you consistently impressed and inspired me with the sheer magnitude of your misinformation, ignorance and intolerance for true talent. It takes a strong man to admit his mistake - it takes a stronger man to attribute his mistake to me.

 

Over the past seven years, you have taught me more than I could ever ask for and, in most cases, ever did ask for. I have been fortunate enough to work with some absolutely interchangeable supervisors on a wide variety of seemingly identical projects - an invaluable lesson in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium.

 

Your demands were high and your patience short, but I take great solace knowing that my work was, as stated on my annual review, "meets expectation." That is the type of praise that sends a man home happy after a 10 hour day, smiling his way through half a bottle of meets expectation scotch with a meets expectation cigar. Thanks Trish!

 

And to most of my peers: even though we barely acknowledged each other within these office walls, I hope that in the future, should we pass on the street, you will regard me the same way as I regard you: sans eye contact.


But to those few souls with whom I've actually interacted, here are my personalized notes of farewell:

 

To Philip Cress, I will not miss hearing you cry over absolutely nothing while laying blame on me and my coworkers. Your racial comments about Joe Cobbinah were truly offensive and I hope that one day you might gain the strength to apologize to him.

 

To Brenda Ashby whom is long gone, I hope you find a manager that treats you as poorly as you have treated us. I worked harder for you then any manager in my career and I regret every ounce of it. Watching you take credit for my work was truly demoralizing.

 

To Sylvia Keenan, you should learn how to keep your mouth shut sweet heart. Bad mouthing the innocent is a negative thing, especially when your talking about someone who knows your disgusting secrets. ; )

 

To Bob Malvin (Mr. Cronyism Jr), well, I wish you had more of a back bone. You threw me to the wolves with that witch Brenda and I learned all too much from it. I still can't believe that after following your instructions, I ended up getting written up, wow. Thanks for the experience buddy, lesson learned.

 

Don Merritt (Mr. Cronyism Sr), I'm happy that you were let go in the same manner that you have handed down to my dedicated coworkers. Hearing you on the phone last year brag about how great bonuses were going to be for you fellas in upper management because all of the lay offs made me nearly vomit. I never expected to see management benefit financially from the suffering of scores of people but then again, with this company's rooted history in the slave trade it only makes sense.

 

To all of the executives of this company, Jamie Dimon and such. Despite working through countless managers that practiced unethical behavior, racism, sexism, jealousy and cronyism, I have benefited tremendously by working here and I truly thank you for that. There was once a time where hard work was rewarded and acknowledged, it's a pity that all of our positive output now falls on deaf ears and passes blind eyes. My advice for you is to place yourself closer to the pulse of this company and enjoy the effort and dedication of us "faceless little people" more. There are many great people that are being over worked and mistreated but yet are still loyal not to those who abuse them but to the greater mission of providing excellent customer support. Find them and embrace them as they will help battle the cancerous plague that is ravishing the moral of this company.

 

So, in parting, if I could pass on any word of advice to the lower salary recipient ("because it's good for the company") in India or Tampa who will soon be filling my position, it would be to cherish this experience because a job opportunity like this comes along only once in a lifetime.


Meaning: if I had to work here again in this lifetime, I would sooner kill myself.


To those who I have held a great relationship with, I will miss being your co-worker and will cherish our history together. Please don't bother responding as at this very moment I am most likely in my car doing 85 with the windows down listening to Biggie
One!

Am sure however, that you would not wish to do a "copy and paste" job when you resign, unless you're sure that you'll not end up interacting with the same bosses and/or colleagues in the future in any professional capacity!

Just laugh it off and pass it on to your friends!

Regards,

N


Thursday, 20 January, 2011

Difference between "Complete" & "Finished"

Difference between "Complete" & "Finished"

This is a good one that I came across recently.

Enjoy:

Do you know the difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED ?

Some People think there is no difference between "COMPLETE" & FINISHED"........

What do you think ??

Now read the clever version.

When you marry the right one, you are "COMPLETE"....

And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED".....

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are...

Regards,

N


Tuesday, 18 January, 2011

Thieves stuck in elevator, seek Police Help!

Thieves stuck in elevator, seek Police Help!

You've got to read this one to believe it!

I almost fell off my chair laughing out aloud at the scenario!

Regards,

N