CWG Jokes

CWG Jokes

Before all of us get sick and tired of Commonwealth Games Jokes, here's a forward that I got from some other forum.

Credit and brickbats goes to the original author:

CWG JOKES

1) BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kamadi just tried to
hang himself in the CWG stadium. But the ceiling collapsed

 

2) The truth behind bulk sms banning is to stop
kalmadi jokes and not Ayodhya

 

3) Look at the brighter side; the more
countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medal's tally.

 

4) Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing
unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.

 

5) Q: How many contractors are required to
change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium? A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and
rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)

 

6) Whats common between CWG committee and
students??? Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....  

 

7) Prince Charles is actively convincing the
Queen to visit dengue hit Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the
king!

 

8) Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening
to pull out of games! We now know these countries existed!

 

9) Ek waqt aisa aayega, kalmadi bhi sharmayega

 

10) A collapse a day keeps the athletes away

 

11) Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir,
No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the
dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!

 

12) AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the
letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI

 

13) Next edition of CWG will be called KWG,
Kalmadi Wealth Games

 

14) Paying homage to the latest blockbuster
"Munni badnaam hui" from "Dabangg",  "Delhi
badnaam hui darling tere liye !". "Sadkein bhi jam hui, CWG tere
liye".    

 

15) " Suresh Kalmadi must be the first
choice if ISRO goes for trial and error experiments for manned space
mission," 

Regards,

N

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