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Tuesday, 18 March, 2008

Outrunning the Grizzly

Outrunning the Grizzly

Two hikers are tramping through the wilderness. Suddenly there is a rustling noise on the trail. The bushes part and a hungry bear appears.

The first hiker bends down to tighten up his shoe laces.

"What are you doing?" The second hiker asks. "We can't outrun that thing."

"I don't have to outrun the bear," the first hiker replies. "I just have to outrun you."