Marwadi Jokes

Marwadi Jokes

For a change, no Sardarji Jokes - Instead, I'm forwarding a round of Marwadi jokes.

A few Marwadi Jokes:

Marwadi:

What's the cost of one banana?

Shopkeeper:

One Rupee

Marwadi:

Will u give in 50 paise?

Shopekeeper:

You well get only the cover.

Marwadi:

Take 50 paise, keep the cover and give me the rest...

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Marwadi falls from the 14th floor..... While falling he sees his wife through the kitchen window, preparing food...

He shouts to his wife: Do not prepare for meeeee....

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Marwadi saves a Sheikh's life by donating him his blood. The Sheikh gifts him a Mercedez in gratitude.

A few months later, the Sheikh again needs blood.

The Marwadi happily donates again..

This time the Sheikh gifts him a toffee ... ... ... seeing which the Marwadi asks:

Where's the car?

Sheikh: Well... the Marwadi's blood is now running inside me too...

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Marwadi calls a newspaper office and asks: My uncle is dead and I want a condolence to be printed. What are the charges?

NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word

Marwadi: Oh!!! That is too much... Anyway write, "Uncle Dead"

Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 5 words!

Marwadi: Oh ho! Let me think... Ok write, "Uncle Dead, Maruti for sale"

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There was a Marwadi too aboard the sinking Titanic. He was laughing while the ship was sinking.

His friend asks: Why r u laughing?

Marwadi: Thank God I didn't buy a return ticket...
 

Regards,

N

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