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Friday 14 August 2009

Don't Copy if you can't Paste!

Don't Copy if you can't Paste!

Don't just enjoy the joke - Read the moral of the story too!

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said: "The

best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman

was my mother!"

 

Laughter and Applause

 

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to

crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He

said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my

life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

 

The wife went; "ahhhh!" with shock and rage.

 

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,

 

the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"

 

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed

nursing first degree burns from boiling cooking oil.

 

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Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!!!!!!!

Regards,

N


Positive Outlook

Positive Outlook

Worth Reading.

Regards,

N

Must Read

Pls. try to get the Answer......

Pls. read this: It is a 99.99% challenge that u will have a wrong answer to
the question
asked in the passage.

Once there was a loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous area.

They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some
place the bus moved on.

As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and
crushed the bus to crumbs.

Everybody on board was killed.

The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus"

Why do u think they said that?
Now, think of your answer...... .and then......

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If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, the

resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have fallen

after the bus had passed ..!!!

Moral:

Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can help
others......

Many times in life, the opposite of Success is not Failure, its Quitting.

Winners never Quit, Quitters never Win.....