Latest jokes on Very Very Special Laxman!
This one is for all of you who are keen cricket fans.
Just wanted the euphoria (if you are an Indian fan) / dismay (should you be an Aussie fan) to calm down a bit before sending this forward that I got from a friend.
Read on:
In light of Laxman's rear guard action some actions have been taken.
# Flash: Home Ministry has issued advisory for all people named Laxman
against traveling to Australia
# I won't be surprised if Laxman is made honorary Australian citizen:
better to have him on your side than a constant thorn in the flesh...
# I hereby declare that I am starting proceedings to find
LaxmanJanmabhoomi so we can build a Laxman temple.
# Last week belonged to Ram. This week belongs to Laxman
# lets demolish the hospital where Laxman was born n build a bhavya
Laxman mandir!
# aussies will have answer for everyone but for vvs laxman (very very
special) they crumble and cry like a child .
# Sydney se 50-50 kos door gaon me jab koi cricketer rota hai..toh uski
maa kehti hai beta chup hoja nahi toh laxman aa jaega
# Dear Kalmadi, if u have an extra gold medal pls give it to VVS
Laxman, he deserves!! And a Silver to Ishant & a Bronze to Raina for
running
# Gandhiji's last words were - 'Hey Ram', Ponting's last words would be
'Hey laxman'
# The day VVS LAXMAN retires from Test cricket, it will be a National
holiday in Australia
Regards,
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