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Tuesday, 26 October, 2010

Great one-liners about Rajnikanth

Great one-liners about Rajnikanth

With the new Rajinikanth movie around ... .... ... ...

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Some crazy & wackiest Rajini one-liners from the Internet you shouldn't miss:

  • Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
  • There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
  • There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
  • Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
  • Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
  • Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
  • Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
  • Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
  • Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
  • Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
  • Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
  • Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
  • When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
  • Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
  • Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
  • Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
  • Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
  • In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
  • Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
  • Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236 BC. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajinikanth.