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Sunday, 23 December, 2007

Laloo solves Kashmir Problem!

Laloo solves Kashmir Problem!

The year is 2009.

Laloo becomes PM (if you haven't fainted yet, read on) and goes to Pakistan for a one-on-one with the Pakistani President. They decide to meet without aides and are closeted for about 5 minutes.

Laloo then emerges from the room. Reporters clamour for a statement.

"Our Pakistani President-bhai will make the announcement" is all Laloo will say.

The Pakistani President comes out and drops a bombshell - Pakistan has decided to give up all claims on Kashmir, with no strings attached!

The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others had failed to in 50 years! How did you do it, what did you promise, the press clamours.

"Sab Marketing-waalon ka kamaal hai," (All because of the Consumer electronics marketing people) says Laloo. "Woh kehte hain na, TV loge tho fridge doonga, video khareedein to cellphone free (They give fridge free if you buy TV, cellphone free if you buy VCR )... tho ham bhi unse keh diye: "aapko Kashmir chaahiye na? Le jaayie. Magar saath mein Bihar free milega, bas!" (SO, I said to the Pakistani President: "You want Kashmir, right? Take it. But you will get Bihar free with it!")

Regards,

N