OBITUARY OF COMMON SENSE
This is an old one, and a brilliant one. Honestly, I know not the original author. This time around, got this from an old friend, Ms. S - Thanks to her for reminding me of this one.
If you're wondering as to why this is appearing despite being old, I've got two reasons:
- It remains relevant to us and will remain relevant for several years to come.
- I'm sure that there will always be a new set of folks who were born relatively recently, who became literate recently, who started going online recently, etc. Am sure that they will find this not merely useful and interesting, but also NEW !
Read on and enjoy...
Today we mourn the passing of a
beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one
knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in
bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such
valuable lessons as:
An Obituary printed in the London Times
–
Interesting and sadly rather true.
- Knowing when to come in out of the
rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn’t always fair;
-
and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial
policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies
(adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate
rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a
classmate;
Teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch;
And a
teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his
condition.
It declined even further when schools were required to get
parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student;
But
could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an
abortion.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for
doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their
unruly children.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches
became businesses;
And criminals received better treatment than their
victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself
from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for
assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman
failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot.
She spilled a little
in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense
was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his
wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son,
Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
- I Know My Rights
-
I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I’m A Victim
Not many
attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you
still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do
nothing
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