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Friday 14 August, 2009

Don't Copy if you can't Paste!

Don't Copy if you can't Paste!

Don't just enjoy the joke - Read the moral of the story too!

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said: "The

best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman

was my mother!"

 

Laughter and Applause

 

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to

crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He

said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my

life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

 

The wife went; "ahhhh!" with shock and rage.

 

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,

 

the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"

 

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed

nursing first degree burns from boiling cooking oil.

 

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Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!!!!!!!

Regards,

N


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