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Wednesday, 4 August 2010

Perceptions

Perceptions

This one was cute.

Enjoy!

Arab person sends an e-mail to his Dad saying:

Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,

I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college in my Gold Mercedes, when all My Teachers & colleagues travel by train.

Your Son
Nasser

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Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:

Loving son,

Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.

Affectionately yours,

Dad

Regards,

N


Monday, 2 August 2010

Interesting Quote to make you smile

Interesting Quote to make you smile

  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put back in your pocket.

Regards,

N


Sunday, 1 August 2010

Interesting Quote to make you smile

Interesting Quote to make you smile

  • Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

(Friends who know me keep telling me that the above quote is most applicable for me!)

Regards,

N


Saturday, 31 July 2010

Interesting Quote to make you smile

Interesting Quote to make you smile

  • The early bird catches the worm - but the worm was there even earlier!

Regards,

N


Friday, 30 July 2010

Advice

Advice

Got this from a friend - Obviously, he is a smoker.

Anyway, worth reading - Read on!

Once a person was smoking at airport.........A gentleman came over to him & asked him:

How many cigarettes do you smoke a day?

Smoker: Why are you asking such question?

Gentleman replied : If you had collected that money & invested it instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been  yours.

Smoker asked that gentleman: Do you smoke?

Gentleman:- No.

Smoker asked:- does that plane belong to you?

Gentleman replied:- No.  

Smoker: Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine.

[Smoker's Name - Vijay Mallya] 

Pl note - This post is not a recommendation for folks to smoke. Nor to say that smokeing makes you rich. Merely to show the value and relevance of most advice!

Regards,

N