Heights of Lunacy
I've heard of all kinds of greatly humourous examples of lunacy about airport security officials from different corners around the world, but this one takes the cake (or, I should probably say, "Takes the bakery"!).
Do read on - and have a hearty laugh ... ... ...
Regards,
N
A Virtual Pet Spider - Especially for those in the corporate world!
Enjoy this one:
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N
Why are Indian students being attacked abroad???
Of late, I've started wondering as to when I'm going to find the time and occasion to post my own stuff, considering the pace at which I keep receiving mails worth posting!
Here's one more such mail that I got from a friend.
One of the finest analysis of why Indian students are being attacked
abroad ... ... ... ... ... ...
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student
named Chandrasekharan Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
hand up: ' Patrick Henry, 1775' , he said.
'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth?''
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'
,said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history
than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'F #@*' the Indians,'
'Who said that?' she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? "S@#*" this!'
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.'
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael
Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone
said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'
And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'Lehmann Brothers, Sept 16th,2008'
Regards,
N
Meeting Monthly Expenses
A nice example of innovative thinking!
Indeed!
NRIs, please note - And decide whether or not you wish to send money to your families back home regularly ... ... ... ... ...
A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India...
<../../../../indian_babe_ group>
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis
has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You
are my sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband, Tuna Singh
His wife replied...
<../../../../indian_babe_ group>
TINKU KE PAPPA ,
Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the list of expenses I paid with the
Kisses...:
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only
after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses
instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave
him other items, I hope you understand..
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I
hope I can survive the month using this balance... Shall I plan the
same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi
Regards,
N
And then the fight started - No. 10
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started.....
Regards,
Naren
N
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