National Do Not Call Registry

National Do Not Call Registry

This link could be useful to stop all those pesky telemarketing calls. And is sure to bring a broad smile to each of your faces.

Just register with the National Do Not Call (NDNC) Registry by following the simple step given below:

• Customers who would like to register their request for NDNC registry may dial 1909 or SMS to 1909 with keywords 'START DND' for registration.

After a couple of days, your phone will be silent, except for calls that are indeed intended for you, from people who care for you!

Also, now it is quite easy to check if your number is listed with NDNC.. Just cut and paste the link below and open the NDNC site and there insert your mobile number and get going…

• Check whether your number is registered with the National Do Not Call Registry!

Regards,

N

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For those who have tons of time

For those who have tons of time

This one is an audio file forwarded by a good friend:

• Call to a Customer Care Centre

Some caveats are in order:

• It is a largish file (around 1.5 MB)
• The audio is in Tamil - Non-tamilians will understand nothing & hence are requested to skip this one.
• If you are in the telemarketing industry, this can irritate you at least to the same extent that you normally irritate lesser mortals like me!

Enjoy when you have the time!

Regards,

N

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Marwadi Jokes

Marwadi Jokes

For a change, no Sardarji Jokes - Instead, I'm forwarding a round of Marwadi jokes.

A few Marwadi Jokes:

Marwadi:

What's the cost of one banana?

Shopkeeper:

One Rupee

Marwadi:

Will u give in 50 paise?

Shopekeeper:

You well get only the cover.

Marwadi:

Take 50 paise, keep the cover and give me the rest...

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Marwadi falls from the 14th floor..... While falling he sees his wife through the kitchen window, preparing food...

He shouts to his wife: Do not prepare for meeeee....

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Marwadi saves a Sheikh's life by donating him his blood. The Sheikh gifts him a Mercedez in gratitude.

A few months later, the Sheikh again needs blood.

The Marwadi happily donates again..

This time the Sheikh gifts him a toffee ... ... ... seeing which the Marwadi asks:

Where's the car?

Sheikh: Well... the Marwadi's blood is now running inside me too...

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Marwadi calls a newspaper office and asks: My uncle is dead and I want a condolence to be printed. What are the charges?

NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word

Marwadi: Oh!!! That is too much... Anyway write, "Uncle Dead"

Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 5 words!

Marwadi: Oh ho! Let me think... Ok write, "Uncle Dead, Maruti for sale"

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There was a Marwadi too aboard the sinking Titanic. He was laughing while the ship was sinking.

His friend asks: Why r u laughing?

Marwadi: Thank God I didn't buy a return ticket...
 

Regards,

N

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For the Mathematically Inclined

For the Mathematically Inclined

This one is too complex for others:

• Fibonacci or Forgery???

If you're reading it beyond the first few lines, you must be either mathematically inclined or crazy or both (Probably both)!

If you've stopped reading it, it is reason good enough to forward it to all your enemies and other mathematically inclined persons, so that they can reap what you just did!

Regards,

N

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Infinite Monkey Theorem

Infinite Monkey Theorem

There is no end to one's imagination - Came across this wonderful mathematically proven fact on the world-wide-web:

• Give me a monkey and enough time, and I'll make it type out the entire text of Hamlet by Shakesphere!

Regards,

N

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