Ash tray for smokers hoping to quit

This pic is worth a thousand words!

Pl pass it on to all smokers - with the hope that they quit!

Mr. N

Dubai Crisis - A Pictorial Representation

Dubai Crisis - A Pictorial Representation

This one that I got from a friend is timely and cute!

Enjoy: Dubai Crisis - A pictorial representation

Regards,

N

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Online Chat - Dangers of the same!

Online Chat - Dangers of the same!

Got this one from a friend - Hopefully not based on a personal experience!

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Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female -  (Online chat).

 

(Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's)

 

Hero : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

 

Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

 

Hero : wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat

 

Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.

 

Hero : OK

 

(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his desk ).

 

Manager : Hey, I need some help from you

 

Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me.

 

Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

 

Hero : I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.

 

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

 

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)

 

Female: Hey, am back

 

Hero : cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... Keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work.... $*#&$@

 

Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

 

Hero : Yep, u rite!!

 

Female: Hey, can u do me a favor

 

Hero : *smiles* sure, why not.

 

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out

 

Hero : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.

 

Ok?

 

Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM ...!!

 

AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW !!

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Guess that I don't need to add any comments!

Regards,

N

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Gin, The Dancing Dog

Gin, The Dancing Dog

Got this one from a friend.

Passing it on, without comments.

Do take a look at the wonderful performance of Gin, the Dancing Dog!

Regards,

N

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