Productivity Vision for the future

Productivity Vision for the future

Take a look at this super video:

• Productivity Vision for the future

And now, don't waste your time. Get right back to work after forwarding this blog post to your boss!

Regards,

N

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5 Things that monkeys can do better than you

5 Things that monkeys can do better than you

This link is hilarious. Never knew about the true capabilities of monkeys!

• 5 Things that monkeys can do better than you!

Regards,

N

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Recession in the US of A

Recession in the US of A

This is another wonderful mail that I got from a friend (BK) from one of the Yahoo Groups on investing.

America must have indeed gone into a recession when ... ... ... ...

The recession has hit everybody really hard when ... ... ... ...

• My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
• CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
• Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
• A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced
• I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
• If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
• McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
• Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
• Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learnt their childrens' names.
• A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
• A picture is now only worth 200 words.• When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
• The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali Pirates.
• And, finally....I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called
  the Suicide Hotline. I got a call-centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could fly a plane or at least drive a truck??? 

Regards,

N

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Super-Bird

Super-Bird

What a bird!

Take a look:

• Super-Bird, indeed!

Regards,

N

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Puns For All

Puns For All

Don't shun them!

PUNS .... FOR .... ONES WITH .... VERY HIGH ...... IQ... ????

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are *in Seine*.

A man's home is his castle, in a *manor* of speaking.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Condoms should be used on every *conceivable* occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but �.. broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted. Tain't yours and tain't mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Regards,

N

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