Heights of Lunacy
I've heard of all kinds of greatly humourous examples of lunacy about airport security officials from different corners around the world, but this one takes the cake (or, I should probably say, "Takes the bakery"!).
Do read on - and have a hearty laugh ... ... ...
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N
A Virtual Pet Spider - Especially for those in the corporate world!
Enjoy this one:
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N
Why are Indian students being attacked abroad???
Of late, I've started wondering as to when I'm going to find the time and occasion to post my own stuff, considering the pace at which I keep receiving mails worth posting!
Here's one more such mail that I got from a friend.
One of the finest analysis of why Indian students are being attacked
abroad ... ... ... ... ... ...
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student
named Chandrasekharan Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
hand up: ' Patrick Henry, 1775' , he said.
'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth?''
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'
,said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history
than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'F #@*' the Indians,'
'Who said that?' she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? "S@#*" this!'
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.'
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael
Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone
said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'
And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'Lehmann Brothers, Sept 16th,2008'
Regards,
N
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