Effect of changing the job!
Here's another old one.
And a golden one as well:
Dear Friends,
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped few inches from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:
"Look mate, don't ever do that again. you scared the daylights out of me"!The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realise that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a mortuary van for the last 25 years."
Regards,
N