Marwadi Jokes
For a change, no Sardarji Jokes - Instead, I'm forwarding a round of Marwadi jokes.
A few Marwadi Jokes:
Marwadi:
What's the cost of one banana?
Shopkeeper:
One Rupee
Marwadi:
Will u give in 50 paise?
Shopekeeper:
You well get only the cover.
Marwadi:
Take 50 paise, keep the cover and give me the rest...
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*** Marwadi falls from the 14th floor..... While falling he sees his wife through the kitchen window, preparing food...
He shouts to his wife: Do not prepare for meeeee....
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*** Marwadi saves a Sheikh's life by donating him his blood. The Sheikh gifts him a Mercedez in gratitude.
A few months later, the Sheikh again needs blood.
The Marwadi happily donates again..
This time the Sheikh gifts him a toffee ... ... ... seeing which the Marwadi asks:
Where's the car?
Sheikh: Well... the Marwadi's blood is now running inside me too...
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*** Marwadi calls a newspaper office and asks: My uncle is dead and I want a condolence to be printed. What are the charges?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word
Marwadi: Oh!!! That is too much... Anyway write, "Uncle Dead"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 5 words!
Marwadi: Oh ho! Let me think... Ok write, "Uncle Dead, Maruti for sale"
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*** There was a Marwadi too aboard the sinking Titanic. He was laughing while the ship was sinking.
His friend asks: Why r u laughing?
Marwadi: Thank God I didn't buy a return ticket...
Regards,
N